Adventures

DIRTY DIAPERS

By Anthony Michaud

I love the way she smiles at me.

When she laughs she’s as sweet as can be.

We’re teaching her to crawl.  I don’t mind at all.

She has a few teeth and the cutest little feet.

She’s learning to drink from a cup.

She raises her hands to be picked up.

She’s learning to say a word or two.

I’m teaching her the colors red and blue.

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I share my Cheerios with her everyday.

I like her in most every way.

But I just can’t stand those

Dirty diapers, dirty diapers

Could you stop wearing those dirty diapers!

I love to read her picture books.

Sometimes she gives me funny looks.

Mom says at times, “Let’s send her back!”

I say, “Don’t worry, she’ll get back on track.”

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Mom says I had dirty diapers, too.

I don’t know if this is true.

At times I try to hold my nose.

It’s just like smelling stinky toes.

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(Dirty Diapers) Musicians:

Tony Michaud – Guitars and Vocals

Dave Thibodeau - Bass

Mike Murphy – Drums/Percussion

Pamela Cormack – Background Vocals

Tina Murphy – Background Vocals